What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
My breasts were aching with rage.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
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