I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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