Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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