that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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