Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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