The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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