Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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