Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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