how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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