The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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