So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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