grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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