weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
This is my gift to your gina
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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