talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
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