miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Randomize
