Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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