I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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