we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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