Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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