Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
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