I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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