It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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