When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
The air was thick with penises
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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