I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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