Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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