that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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