cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
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