Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
