No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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