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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
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