My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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