No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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