It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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