ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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