i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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