Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
How's work?
Spinning.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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