We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
How's work?
Spinning.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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