let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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