i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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