Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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