I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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