Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
last night I used snow as a chaser
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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