I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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