he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
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