Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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