i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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