I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Randomize
