I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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