Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i wish my penis had a tongue
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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