is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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