Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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