then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
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