I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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