So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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