two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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