is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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